Habeas Corpus
To wit et-al
I declare ipso facto that I rest my case!!
You hold me in contempt?
So do I!!!
Please remand the witnesses into custody.
The baliff is drunk and my flask is missing.
I am REALLY getting the hang of this!
You see how this stuff happens?
I-break-stuff indeed.
Psssst!! Hear that, fellas?
Poor Tom evidently hasn't heard of the new law in Houston where the accused might as well go ahead
and be hung, saving the time and cost of a trial..:))
For all you shooters' convenience, as witnesses,
this has been erected right at the firing range: