The glasses are just thick enough to indicate he's well along the way to becoming blind (if ya' know what I mean....)
I hear you. And with this guy's great "output", he may just be ambidextrous.
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"Lohman is also accused of stealing women's mittens, stuffing them with the stolen hair, then using the mittens to masturbate." -- Now this is weird. How can you do this sort of thing with stuffed mittens, you'd think you'd require gloves (the five fingered things) to do that correctly.
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