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Michael Douglas Discovers the Fountain of Youth (Caption Time!)
Defamer.com (LA Media Gossip) ^
| 4.4.05
Posted on 04/04/2005 9:45:58 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
Maybe it's the Don Johnson at his best swaggering stubble, or the freshly painted coat of Just For Men's hair coloring 'Natural Ash Brown.'
Or maybe it is the fact that his weeping wounds on his face are bandaged, deflecting all suspicion that he's recently had some age correction surgery with some canny facial asymmetry.
But Michael Douglas seems to be looking awfully spry these days.
In fact he's so darn youthful we feel we must issue an apology for calling Catherine Zeta Jones a 'mummy war bride,' at least till his face starts to slacken again.
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To: gopwinsin04
Looks more like skin cancer to me.
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posted on
04/04/2005 9:47:39 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: gopwinsin04
MY EYES!
TAB cola all over my computer keyboard.
Where did you get that? ARghghg
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posted on
04/04/2005 9:47:41 AM PDT
by
RushCrush
(Requiem in pacem, Karol Wojtyla.)
To: gopwinsin04
He's starting to look like Abe Lincoln.
(And would everyone please refrain from posting a picture of Maureen Dowd.)
To: Kenny Bunkport
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posted on
04/04/2005 9:49:17 AM PDT
by
RushCrush
(Requiem in pacem, Karol Wojtyla.)
To: RushCrush
To: Kenny Bunkport
A match made in heaven...or hell!
To: gopwinsin04
Looks tired. Apparently Catherine is keeping his T-Mobile...too mobile.
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posted on
04/04/2005 9:51:30 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Karol Jozef Wojtyla, May 18, 1920-April 2, 2005, R.I.P.)
To: dfwgator
Look at the first pic on the corner of his sideburns/hairline...doubtful he'd have skin cancer there
To: gopwinsin04
Still recovering from eying HydraModo!
To: gopwinsin04
hmm.. loooks more like the unibomber.
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posted on
04/04/2005 9:53:14 AM PDT
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
To: gopwinsin04
Hey Mo how is single life.
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posted on
04/04/2005 9:54:30 AM PDT
by
satchmodog9
(Murder and weather are our only news)
To: RichInOC
Get more!
To: gopwinsin04
Can anyone say "Plastic Surgery". He will look like he did in Wall Street in about 8 weeks.
To: gopwinsin04
Definitely not caused by an electric shaver.
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posted on
04/04/2005 9:55:55 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.)
To: gopwinsin04
If that is what the fountain of youth does to you I'll pass.
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posted on
04/04/2005 9:56:15 AM PDT
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: gopwinsin04
SPRY? ew. He looks like crap. I'd say cancer, too. He looks sick. If that's what plastic surgery does for you, he can have my share as well.
And that's "light silver ash".
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posted on
04/04/2005 9:57:01 AM PDT
by
Hi Heels
(Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
To: gopwinsin04
Looks like he came out on the losing end of a ruckus.
To: gopwinsin04
Looks like he's been on a week long binge.
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posted on
04/04/2005 9:57:42 AM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Nations do not survive by setting examples for others. Nations survive by making examples of others)
To: gopwinsin04
Good grief, that's one fugly picture!
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posted on
04/04/2005 9:58:37 AM PDT
by
rockabyebaby
(If you're not part of the solution, YOU ARE the problem.)
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