[Wampus SC]

"I'll see "vicious, cruel, heartless killer" and raise "degenerate, evil-minded bastard son of Satan with moose manure for brains and permanent urethral blockage.""

Now you're getting closer. That's a good starting point. :)

[T'wit]

All right, I'll see "good starting point" and raise "may each of his forked tongues contract shigellosis; may he eat beans all day and sit on a hot stove; may wasps nest in his body hair; and may he go on the Terri Schiavo diet until he finds out what a vomit reflex he is."