All right, I'll see "good starting point" and raise "may each of his forked tongues contract shigellosis; may he eat beans all day and sit on a hot stove; may wasps nest in his body hair; and may he go on the Terri Schiavo diet until he finds out what a vomit reflex he is."
All right then. I'll see that wasps nesting in his body hair and raise you "may he forever be known as the only man who makes Satan fear for his own job security."
(So there! :) )