[hflynn]

In fact, declining food and water is a common way that terminally ill patients end their lives, because it is less painful than violent suicide and requires no help from doctors," the paper maintains.

Dwindling circulation is a common way that terminally ill newspapers end their lives, it is less painful than violent explosions and requires no help from subscribers, the public maintains.

[The Other Harry]

Dwindling circulation is a common way that terminally ill newspapers end their lives...

Laughing

It really isn't all that funny though. I used to occasionally buy a copy of the NYT. I will no longer do that.