After-action Report:
Although the news claimed that we had only 50 people, we actually had over 100 people in attendance. Most of the folks on our side were Fayetteville locals.
The great "unwashed" were, as usual, unwashed. We didn't see any of them eating out of garbage cans this time, but some of them did come over and try to steal the "tasty kakes" that Doctor Raoul brought. What a motley crew: old hippies, grown children of hippies and (believe it or not) they've now started producing hippy grand-babies. Don't dispair, though, in 1970 they managed to turn out about 25,000 acid-washed freaks at a time: now all that reproducing has resulted in a measley 2,500.
Doctor Raoul WAS the show! What a wealth of knowledge he is! We have dubbed him "Official Historian", or rather Doctor of history. Doctor Raoul gathered more than 30 pages of information about the commie organizers and shared his research with our side. Everyone was armed with knowledge when Susie "Medea" Benjamin popped over to put on her "shocked and dismayed" face while admiring our "Code Pink kills soldiers by giving $ to terrorists" MOAB. She appeared ready to debate our claim, but we shouted her down. Clearly, she was attempting to "incite us to riot", a felony I believe, so the Police Officers urged her back into her pen.
One of our newer Freepers, Alia (?), had a sign that said "Code Pink is Ms. Informed." Our blonde friend Medea didn't get it and complimented the sign. *Chuckle*
BTW, We had plenty of food, (for our people) thanks to Taxchick, Raoul and many other fine FReepers.
Channel 14 News enjoyed the Taxchickadees and got lots of great footage of all of us. They have been repeating the footage for several ours, giving us equal coverage. That must be freaking out the commies completely!
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Signs that caused police officers to nearly lose their "objectivity":
"Feeling Depressed about recent electoral losses? Call 1-800-BUSHWON"
"So you're an anti-war protestor, Isn't that precious?"
"82nd airborne: Protecting your whiney hiney since 1917"
"Woodstock (with an arrow directing them to the 'other side')"
"Even Hillary knows it's the wrong time to withdraw our troops"
