I agree most of the time, U-Boat, but when my ex-wife's mom wore jeans, there should have been a "wide load" sign on back.
OK, so there has to be an exception or two ;-)
This reminds me of a story:
My better half was a jockey, and one day she come up to me after excercising a horse and lets me know that her bra had snapped and was at logger heads as to what to do for "support"
So I handed her two Band-aids!
The couch wasn't TOO uncomfortable, really!