OK, so there has to be an exception or two ;-)
This reminds me of a story:
My better half was a jockey, and one day she come up to me after excercising a horse and lets me know that her bra had snapped and was at logger heads as to what to do for "support"
So I handed her two Band-aids!
The couch wasn't TOO uncomfortable, really!
Uncomfortable...it's the natural home of the honest male. I oughta know...but honestly is a cold mistress.