You're the treasurer? I'm good on that.....
I suggest that another rule is that we have to traipse around nekkid!
As for the quarter of all stuff---go for the gusto and demand half!
:-)
Right, we can make it up as we go along, like islam does, correct? So, let's demand the lot and really make pigs of ourselves. Makes sense. Here's where we start:
You can be Treasurer.
I am your Great Leader.
You are all my underdogs.
I own all the treasures of the entire world, (you only get to count,)and what I can't carry away or get you to deliver to me, the underdogs are commanded to blow up.
How am I doing so far? Being a despot isn't easy, it takes practice and I need all the help I can get...