Right, we can make it up as we go along, like islam does, correct? So, let's demand the lot and really make pigs of ourselves. Makes sense. Here's where we start:
You can be Treasurer.
I am your Great Leader.
You are all my underdogs.
I own all the treasures of the entire world, (you only get to count,)and what I can't carry away or get you to deliver to me, the underdogs are commanded to blow up.
How am I doing so far? Being a despot isn't easy, it takes practice and I need all the help I can get...
You DO need to work on the despot stuff......
For instance:
YOU (being leader) have to be waited on hand and foot, all of us paeons exist only to serve our Leader and Boss.
If you even THINK of a command, we, being the underdogs, must be might there ready to carry out you smallest whim!
The mere THOUGHT of Fred Nerks' name is to be done with the highest reverence and awe. Failure to do so will make you a volunteer for explosives testing duty.
I'll think of more in a bit----I need a taste of the grape to be truly evil and despotic. ;-)