[Fred Nerks]

That's it! I wanna be the Treasurer of our own little religious charity, I wanna make people give and give and give! I want a quarter of everything! Now, what are we going to call it, and who's the Prophet gunna be? Roll call time. Postions vacant. Put your names down now. Choose today; you want to be a follower or a Leader?
Here's some rules.
The Leader's word is Law.
No private ownership.
You gotta hand over your bank accounts and sign over all your real estate.
You get a new name. Every second boy gets called John.
Women must learn massage immediately and run when called.

I'm sure you can all think of lots of other goodies...this is going to fly! Ron L Hubbard designed his 'religion' on a table-napkin during dinner, and I'm doing mine on FR!

[swordfish71]

You're the treasurer? I'm good on that.....

I suggest that another rule is that we have to traipse around nekkid!

As for the quarter of all stuff---go for the gusto and demand half!

:-)

[USF]

A quarter? Are you insane? My prophet commands that as a "priest" I get my share of the booty and all captured women folk and children be divided among us all as slaves.

Oh yeah.. we also have to drive Sony VAIO out of bidness and smash up all their laptops soon.... the trees and rocks will come alive at the end of days and command us to do that or our savior will not appear.

Thank heavens it's only laptops were busting up.... some barbaric cults actually believe you have to kill others.