Saw a bumper sticker awhile back that said.."Cats..the other white meat"
Yeah, I've seen that bumper sticker. I also had a cat who was shot full of BB's last April. He never left the yard, being 9 yrs old, neutered, and just plain lazy. He hid somewhere, and finally crawled into the house. By then it was too late to save him. My son wrapped him up in an old blanket and held Angus until he died. The kids had a funeral for him, and my son played "Wish You Were Here" on his guitar. Hehe, you could hear it all the way down the street. He had that amp cranked...
That stuff on a stick you thought was chicken at the local far eastern smorgasbord.