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Chimps tear off man's face
AFP ^ | 3.4.05

Posted on 03/04/2005 12:06:53 PM PST by ambrose

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1 posted on 03/04/2005 12:06:53 PM PST by ambrose
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To: Shermy; martin_fierro; EggsAckley

Call me crazy, but...

I say the attacking Chimps hated Moe and did this to the man to get at Moe...


2 posted on 03/04/2005 12:09:01 PM PST by ambrose (....)
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To: ambrose

Planet of the Apes--Part VI


3 posted on 03/04/2005 12:09:02 PM PST by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: ambrose
This is the second story this week of vicious chimp attacks against humans.

Is something going on? Off/Tinfoil.

4 posted on 03/04/2005 12:09:06 PM PST by Semper Paratus (:)
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To: Palladin

Yeah, but in Planet of the Apes, it was the Gorillas that would do this sort of thing.


5 posted on 03/04/2005 12:09:33 PM PST by ambrose (....)
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To: ambrose
This calls for a real detective: Lancelot Link
6 posted on 03/04/2005 12:09:34 PM PST by pissant
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To: ambrose
The two assailants - 16-year-old Buddy and 13-year-old Ollie - were shot and killed by a relative of the sanctuary's owner.

Without consulting Justices Kennedy, Souter, Breyer, Stevens, and Bader-Ginsburg first?

7 posted on 03/04/2005 12:09:43 PM PST by VRWCmember
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To: ambrose

I remember reading about when Jane Goodall witnessed her first premeditated chimp on chimp murder, and how it pulled the rug from under her assumptions on them being peaceful beasts.


8 posted on 03/04/2005 12:10:00 PM PST by bikepacker67 ("Donovan McNabb... I can't HEAR YOU" < / Who's your Mommy>)
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To: VRWCmember

Wait til PETA hears about this!


9 posted on 03/04/2005 12:10:51 PM PST by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: ambrose
A man whose first name is St married a woman whose first name is La?

Those monkeys hate stupid first names.

10 posted on 03/04/2005 12:10:56 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: ambrose

See these teeth? This is one simian ya don't want to eff with.

11 posted on 03/04/2005 12:11:04 PM PST by Archangelsk (There is nothing more cowardly than a keyboard warrior.)
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To: ambrose

Wow!
What is worse having your face torn off or your testicles mauled?


12 posted on 03/04/2005 12:11:17 PM PST by MAKOTHEDOG
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It's a mad house. A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADHOOOOUUUUUSE!!!!


13 posted on 03/04/2005 12:11:22 PM PST by Callahan
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To: ambrose

From what they said on the news last night the man's face was almost completely torn off, his testicles had been bitten off, and one of his feet had been chewed off at the ankle. The only reason he's alive is because an employee at the sanctuary shot and killed the chimps. This article clearly downplays the savagery this man suffered.

Now I'm waiting for the peta buttholes (not sarcasm) to come out and say what a senseless shooting it was because the chimps were clearly misunderstood. (sarcasm)


Sad story.


14 posted on 03/04/2005 12:11:42 PM PST by SZonian (Tagline???? I don't need no stinkin' tagline!)
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To: ambrose

Moe knows...


15 posted on 03/04/2005 12:11:52 PM PST by donozark (OLD ARAB SAYING: The dog barks but the caravan moves on.)
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To: pissant

LOL!


16 posted on 03/04/2005 12:12:09 PM PST by Major_Risktaker
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To: ambrose

I'm gonna bet this will be a "first time ever" story in the emergency room.


17 posted on 03/04/2005 12:12:23 PM PST by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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which ended when the two chimps were shot dead

Lucky someone there was armed.

18 posted on 03/04/2005 12:12:35 PM PST by katana
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To: bikepacker67

Contrary to Planet of the Apes, it is the Gorillas who are peaceful vegetarians, while the Chips are killers.


19 posted on 03/04/2005 12:12:48 PM PST by ambrose (....)
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The couple paid a big price for committing a chimp social fupaux. Never attend a chimp party without bringing a gift for every chimp.
20 posted on 03/04/2005 12:12:52 PM PST by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghanistan Honor Roll students.)
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