"Worst That Could Happen" by Brooklyn Bridge
Oh yeah, that's bad, I agree. Another song undermining the social order, and without artistic redemption!
Much rather be hearing, oh Purple Haze, I don't know, anything!
But how about "Until you marry me Bill" whatever the actual title is, there is a song upholding the social order that also pretty well stinks, but it does have the "hook" thing going on.
The song is "Wedding Bell Blues" by the Fifth Dimenstion. I was going to list that song - boy do I hate it. Used to send me into a tailspin of depression when I heard it.