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40 Most Awesomely Bad Love Songs
vh-1/viacom ^ | 3-02-05

Posted on 03/02/2005 12:30:39 PM PST by sully777

What is the most awesomely bad love song ever? The one that makes you cringe when you hear it, but you just can't turn it off. What love song makes you shake your head, roll your eyes, laugh, gag, shed a tear, or just punch something because it's so horrendously great that you love to hate it. Or is it vice versa? VH1 is counting down the 40 Most Awesomely Bad Love Songs....The kind of songs that might end a relationship rather than enhance it. You get the drift.

Join us as we count down and celebrate fantastically cheesy lyrics, the best and worst metaphors, awkward and confusing themes, and of course, those strange, misguided flukes from our favorite artists, while our team of experts help explain why we've deemed these songs so (un)worthy. We've been covering our ears, shutting off the radio, and running from the room screaming for too long. It's time to ban these songs to our awesomely bad Hall of F(Sh)ame!

(Excerpt) Read more at vh1.com ...


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To: sully777
Ricky Martin- "She Bangs"

(made famous (?) by William Hung :)

441 posted on 03/02/2005 1:55:18 PM PST by TheBigB ("Send lawyers, guns and money; the s*it has hit the fan" ~Warren Zevon)
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To: Space Wrangler

OMGosh!! LOL.!!

Has anyone brought up:

Running Bear or
Walkin' my Cat Named Dog ???


442 posted on 03/02/2005 1:55:46 PM PST by JesseJane
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To: sully777

Nobody writes love songs like FZ, dirty love, dynaMo-Hum, Lobster Girl, Disco Girl, Catholic Girls,, and this is the tip of the collection,need I say more


443 posted on 03/02/2005 1:55:53 PM PST by weldAllday (Can we have a moment of silence for FZ)
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To: sully777

How that song never one an award I'll never know.


444 posted on 03/02/2005 1:55:54 PM PST by JoeV1
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To: Riverman94610

Actually,the sentiments in the song were heartfelt and real.But the song ITSELF sucked!



Which song? can you re: me to what you're commenting.


445 posted on 03/02/2005 1:57:17 PM PST by sully777 (It's like my momma always said, "Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.")
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To: IamConservative

"How can I miss you if you won't leave?" is one of my least favorites.


446 posted on 03/02/2005 1:58:23 PM PST by zip (Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans)
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To: Scoutmaster
"Ahh. Those years as the oldies DJ on the campus radio station are finally paying dividends."

Glad their paying off for you.
I've still got "Iron Butterfly" songs stuck in my cranial hard drive and I can't get them out.
447 posted on 03/02/2005 1:58:27 PM PST by Ramcat (Thank You American Veterans)
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To: sully777

Nobosy's mentioned "Me and You and a Dog Named Boo" yet?


448 posted on 03/02/2005 1:58:36 PM PST by TheBigB ("Send lawyers, guns and money; the s*it has hit the fan" ~Warren Zevon)
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To: sully777

yes...and "Sexy Sadie" was originally "Maharashi"...

think about it....

"Maharishi...what have you done? You made a fool of everyone."

John's attorney spider-sense led him to change the lyrics...

The White Album, mostly written when they were bored to tears and suffering from meat deprivation in India, is full of interesting pieces like that...


449 posted on 03/02/2005 1:58:42 PM PST by Keith (now more than ever...it's about the judges)
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To: fanfan

Marie Muldar, Midgnight at the Oasis


450 posted on 03/02/2005 1:58:46 PM PST by Mr. D (Here is the announcement of the (fraud) forum)
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To: small_l_libertarian
I think it's the "loving both of you is breaking all the rules" she might not have wanted to explain, LOL.

sw

451 posted on 03/02/2005 1:59:02 PM PST by spectre (Spectre's wife)
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To: sully777

How did we get 400 plus post without a mention of America's most over-rated singer of all time:

Elvis (the Pelvis) Presley

I'm thinking of The Wonder of You for starters.


452 posted on 03/02/2005 1:59:16 PM PST by skeptoid
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To: Shady

Just brings tears to your eyes doesn't it? Kind of reminds me of my mother singing to me while I was being rocked as a baby. Couldn't wait to grow up, fast!!!


453 posted on 03/02/2005 1:59:36 PM PST by blue-duncan
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To: sully777

It goes something like, "Who put the bang in shebang shebang shebang? Who put the whop in do whop, de do whop?"


454 posted on 03/02/2005 1:59:47 PM PST by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
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To: spectre

I just remember us being in the car and her looking at me for a minute and then shaking her head.

Hee.


455 posted on 03/02/2005 1:59:52 PM PST by small_l_libertarian (Snuggled back down into my cozy duvet of rage...)
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To: DCPatriot

These threads guarantee a lot of laughs and I just love 'em.

Now, excuse me while I kiss this guy!


457 posted on 03/02/2005 2:00:21 PM PST by cassie22
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To: sully777

most on this board haven't heard that....my son loved it...

"she f***in' hates me....lalala...she f***in' hates me..."

Clever writers, those modern day musical geniuses...


458 posted on 03/02/2005 2:00:25 PM PST by Keith (now more than ever...it's about the judges)
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To: fanfan

Maria Muldare or someone like that.


459 posted on 03/02/2005 2:01:27 PM PST by Ramcat (Thank You American Veterans)
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To: tet68
The ants are your friends, they're blowing in the wind. The ants sir are blowing in the wind.

That was a "spew coffee on the keyboard" comment. I cracked up.

460 posted on 03/02/2005 2:01:38 PM PST by zip (Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans)
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