[Liz]

I hear No-Bounce Eddie is gearing up to go after the gays, transexuals, and hermaphrodites vote to substantially increase the Dummycrat pervert vote. Eddie is really, really "tolerant and compassionate" of the sexual preference proliferation, and is creating sexually-oriented victim caucuses for the 2008 convention consisting of:

Transgender Caucus (whatever)

Unknown Gender Caucus (AKA heads-or-tails voters)

Necrophiliac Caucus (partners both genders as long as they are deceased)

Date-Rape Caucus (partner must be unconscious - as in Andrew Luster - Max Factor heir)

Inanimate-Object Caucus (partners non-humans such as cigars)

Bestiality Caucus (partners only with pets approved by PETA)

[Howlin]

Edwards was nearly unrelenting in his criticism of Bush, calling his plan to reform Social Security "a disaster."

"It undermines and weakens one of the greatest anti-poverty plans in U.S. history," he said. A better alternative, he said, would be to roll back tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans and use the money to shore up the retirement program.