Same here; yet it can be fun to mock all the pretty people.
And there is an organization to do it:
http://www.razzies.com
And they had their award ceremony last night and Halle Berry actually showed up to get her worst actress award:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1352074/posts
Things you can count on seeing at the Oscars:
1. At least one beautiful young woman dressed in a Designer Name shapeless sack with hair hanging in limp tendrils.
2. At least one not-so-young actress wearing an outfit that shows WAY too much of her wrinkly skin.
3. At least one actor wearing a trendy suit that looks more uncomfortable than a tux...and is not nearly as elegant.
4. At least one winner or presenter on stage who is visibly drunk/stoned.
It's astonishing...here these people live and work in a town that is loaded with makeup/hair/clothing experts who can make ANYONE look great in front of the camera (i.e. Susan Sarandon as a sex object).
They KNOW they're going to be on camera in front of millions...and about half of them show up half-groomed, in the most unflattering clothes imaginable.
Go ahead...design your own drinking game. We've got ours. :-)