"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then get elected and prove it."
--P.J. O'Rourke
They are the party that is led by men who used drugs, but still advocate that others be locked up for doing the same things they did.
And all these people can do is excoriate a party which they claim is so insignificant that it doesn't matter a bit, while ignoring the problems in their own party.