While I don't condone intentionally blowing smoke in the face of others.........I do understand your reason.
Smokers are very respectful people and were more than willing to confine themselves to designated smoking areas.
But that was not good enough!
So today, since there are no longer designated smoking areas in much of America, citizens like me can no longer smoke away from others...
Contrary to their desire, non-smokers in America have designated everywhere as a smoking zone.
The concept of separated smoking and non-smoking zones are now null-and-void. It was their choice, and they chose incorrectly.
I condone doing whatever it takes short of violence to get some self-righteous prick out of my face. And that includes puking on the shoes of any wanna-be Carrie Nations who object to my smoking and drinking.
/ got a nasty head cold, using the old British method of curing it: Go to bed, and place your hat on the bedpost. Drink whiskey until you can no longer see the hat...
Cheers