Maybe I'd jaded from many years on the net, or perhaps it is because I wasn't there when this all went down, or perhaps it's the way you told it....but your descriptions of the wars is so amusing in retrospect.
FR sure has a colorful past. I'm certain the next primary will be memorable. LOL
If you are looking for love a popular free for all internet forum is not a good choice. Not all 50,000 or so posters is going to kiss your butt.