Find a post where someone said Linux is perfect and has not bugs, errors, or the like...
One time our Red Hat server crashed and we got into a heated discussion that it had to be my fault because it is IMPOSSIBLE for Linix to crash. Yes, impossible, because they had NEVER seen it happen before. I guess my unclean, MS hands fouled it somehow. Guess I should recite the "act of contrition".
Just the mention of the word Microsoft {spit} sends them into a frenzy. I mean, come on, it's an operating system not a freakin' religion!