Billybob: Uh, yes ma'am, I'm here to see Mr.ConfettiMan...
Receptionist: Excuse me?
Billybob: Mr.ConfettiMan? If you could just point me in the direction of his room, I'll be...
Receptionist: Sir, Mr.ConfettiMan?
Billybob: Uh, yeah that's it, what room would that be?
Receptionist: Sir, I'm not showing any patients with the name, Mr.ConfettiMan.
Billybob: No? Well, I'm sure there must be some kind of clerical error. He said he was going to be here and he's a Fellow Freeper, so his word is good with me.
Receptionist: Fellow Freeper?
Billybob: Freeper, yes ma'am.
Receptionist: May I ask, what is a Freeper?
Billybob: Well, it's sort of like a fraternity... on the computer. A sort of... Cyber Fraternity!
Receptionist: Uh, I see.... and you are?....
Billybob: I'm Congressman Billybob, ma'am.
Receptionist: Congressman Billybob?
Billybob: Yes ma'am, pleasure to meet you!
Receptionist: Uh, huh... like wise... So, let me get this straight. Congressman Billybob is here to see Mr.ConfettiMan who is a fellow F-F-freep.....er?
Billybob: Freeper. Yes ma'am. So if you could just...
Receptionist: I'm sorry but you'll have to leave.
Billybob: But, but... We all promised we would come visit!
Receptionist: Excuse me? Did you say 'all'?
Billybob: Why yes, he's expecting us!
Receptionist: "us"? Who?
Billybob: Yes, our fellow Freepers of course!
Receptionist: You have f-f-fellow f-f-freepers?
Billybob: Well, duh, of course we do! And they're all coming by to visit our friend, Mr.ConfettiMan.
Receptionist: They are? How many are there?
Billybob: Well, let’s see….. There’s me, of course, and then there’s “blam”, “yooling”, “ride the whirlwind”, “kipita”, “Mae West”, “Myrddin”, “jamaly”, “annyokie”, “hoosiermama”…. Uh, then there’s “Phsstpok”, “MineralMan”, “retrokitten” and “deadhead”, there’s “Bearwash”, “sgtbono” and “BooBoo”…hmmm, let’s see…. Oh and let’s not forget…
Receptionist: Sir, sir?
Billybob: “NormsRevenge”, “Howlin” and “NickDanger”. And, of course…
Receptionist: Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave….
Billybob: “there’s… “2Jedismom”, “Onyx”, “doug from upland”, “Carolinamom” and “RaceBannon”, “Common Tator”, “68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub”, “Interesting Times” and…
Receptionist: “Sir...SIR!...
Billybob: “bmwcyle”…Uh, I’m sorry… yes ma’am?
Receptionist: I am going to have to ask you to leave. If you want to visit a patient, you're going to have to... (sniff, sniff) What is that sme....? Do I smell pizza?!...
Billybob: Well, I'll just be on my way, don't worry about me, he shouldn't be too hard to find, Elevators? This way?....
Receptionist: Security to the Lobby, Security to the Lobby, please...
Prayers to you MrConfettiMan!