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Ayatollah Khomeini's Book Of Etiquette
Harpers Magazine ^
| 02/10/05
| Harpers Magazine
Posted on 02/10/2005 10:39:10 AM PST by freedom44
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To: freedom44
Free the Iranian people from the crazies ~ now!
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posted on
02/10/2005 12:22:30 PM PST
by
blackie
To: freedom44
"Tenth, peeling fruit."
Mmmmmm! Banana peel.
42
posted on
02/10/2005 12:33:07 PM PST
by
windchime
(Hillary: "I've always been a preying person")
To: freedom44
Ayatollah Khomeini's Book of Ettiquette:"There is no such thing as rape because woman can run faster with dress up than man can with pants down."
43
posted on
02/10/2005 12:33:10 PM PST
by
VOYAGER
To: siunevada
Only to the good looking ones, of course.
44
posted on
02/10/2005 12:59:04 PM PST
by
irishtenor
(If stupidity were painful, the Democrats would NEED paid health care...)
To: HighlyOpinionated
64. Evacuation is unlawful in four places. ... Fourth, over the graves of the faithful, if it would be considered disrespectful. Love that qualifier.
45
posted on
02/10/2005 1:20:11 PM PST
by
Oztrich Boy
(Never apologise, Never explain. It's a sign of weakness)
To: Dark Skies
ahmmm - i didn't post what you're referring too :o)
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posted on
02/10/2005 2:07:13 PM PST
by
maine-iac7
(...but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." Lincoln)
To: Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army
I know we have another 16 years before our next round of LocustFest will be upon us, but here is some very important advice from the Ayatollah Khomeini to keep in mind:
2,622. Eating locusts caught with the hand or by some other means is lawful after they are dead. It is not necessary that the person who caught them be a Moslem or that he mentioned the name of God when he caught them. But if a dead locust is held by an infidel and it is not known whether it was caught alive, it is not lawful to eat it, even if the person who caught it says that he caught it alive.
47
posted on
02/10/2005 2:13:09 PM PST
by
HenryLeeII
(Democrats have helped kill more Americans than the Soviets and Nazis combined!)
To: Momaw Nadon
At first, I thought this was humor.WHAT?!?!
This is real?!?!?!
48
posted on
02/10/2005 2:13:40 PM PST
by
houeto
("Mr. President , close our borders now!")
To: roaddog727; siunevada; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army
"2,631. It is loathsome to eat the meat of a horse, a mule, or a donkey if someone has had coitus with the animal." Notice the lack of any prohibition on the coitus itself, though!
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posted on
02/10/2005 2:15:20 PM PST
by
HenryLeeII
(Democrats have helped kill more Americans than the Soviets and Nazis combined!)
To: maine-iac7
Uh oh, must have been that unclean camel sweat I drank...got disoriented and posted to the wrong person. Sorry.
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posted on
02/10/2005 2:15:54 PM PST
by
Dark Skies
("The sleeper must awaken!")
To: HenryLeeII
Notice the lack of any prohibition on the coitus itself, though!It's a big desert, my friend. And the nights are long.
To: siunevada
It must not be a secret but an open way of life. Like we might say to a potential buyer, oh the dog has been spayed or the cat has been declawed... They probably just acknowledge that whatever animal is used for sex.
What gets me is how obsessed the moos are with mensuration. 'Ask the imam' site is just overloaded with bizarre queries and answers about mensuration. Sorry to be blunt but it gives me the impression those women go around with their legs wide open all the time but of course that image is just the opposite of the extreme modesty of the women. That list of rules is just hysterical to me.
To: Dark Skies
understandable - given the mind-fuzzing content of the post story ;o)
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posted on
02/10/2005 3:20:25 PM PST
by
maine-iac7
(...but you can't fool all of the people all of the time." Lincoln)
To: F14 Pilot
54
posted on
02/10/2005 3:28:26 PM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
To: freedom44; All
FVKC YOU KHOMEINI. I HATE YOU VERY MUCH. DOWN WITH YOU AND YOUR WHOLE INDIAN/ARABIC BACKGOURND.
YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ME AND MY COUNTRY.
I HATE YOU KHOMEINI. I HATE YOU VERY MUCH!
I HATE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU CAN NOT IMAGINE
YOU ARE A SHAME TO US.
HELL BE WITH YOU!
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posted on
02/10/2005 3:35:59 PM PST
by
Khashayar
(We are the champions, No time to lose us!)
To: All
FVKC YOU KHOMEINI. I HATE YOU VERY MUCH. DOWN WITH YOU AND YOUR WHOLE INDIAN/ARABIC BACKGOURND.
YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ME AND MY COUNTRY.
I HATE YOU KHOMEINI. I HATE YOU VERY MUCH!
I HATE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU CAN NOT IMAGINE
YOU ARE A SHAME TO US.
HELL BE WITH YOU!
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posted on
02/10/2005 3:37:07 PM PST
by
Khashayar
(We are the champions, No time to lose us!)
To: HenryLeeII
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posted on
02/10/2005 3:51:08 PM PST
by
roaddog727
(The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
To: freedom44
2,631. It is loathsome to eat the meat of a horse, a mule, or a donkey if someone has had coitus with the animal.
So much for breakfast in bed, Mr. ED.
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posted on
02/10/2005 4:04:42 PM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
(Wet Burqa Contest Winner)
To: VOYAGER
You owe me a new keyboard for that one! LOL!
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posted on
02/10/2005 5:28:05 PM PST
by
Vigilanteman
(crime would drop like a sprung trapdoor if we brought back good old-fashioned hangings)
To: Titan Magroyne
ROFLMAO.
"But you said we were taking turns, and you went first, Willllll-Bur, you cheating bastarrrrrd!"
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posted on
02/10/2005 8:37:14 PM PST
by
LibertarianInExile
(NO BLOOD FOR CHOCOLATE! Get the UN-ignoring, unilateralist Frogs out of Ivory Coast!)
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