To: tomkow6; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; bentfeather; Bethbg79; StarCMC; MoJo2001; ...
A lawyer, a doctor and an engineer have all been sentenced to die for crimes that they have committed. The Lawyer is brought up in shackles and placed in the guillotine. The executioner pulls the lever to activate the device and the blade starts to fall but jams. The Lawyer is spared and released to go free. The Doctor is brought up in shackles and placed in the guillotine. The executioner pulls the lever to activate the device and the blade starts to fall but jams. The Doctor is spared and released to go free. The Engineer is brought up in shackles and placed in the guillotine. The executioner reaches for the lever to activate the device and the engineer shouts, "Wait! Stop everything! I think I've figured out your problem!"
385 posted on
02/09/2005 9:09:20 AM PST by
beachn4fun
(When liberals speak, their ignorance is revealed.)
To: beachn4fun
396 posted on
02/09/2005 9:11:53 AM PST by
E.G.C.
To: beachn4fun
Many thanks for the jokes today....needed a few hearty laughs :-)
816 posted on
02/09/2005 4:55:07 PM PST by
NRA1995
("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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