Morning LadyJ.
Morning LadyJ.
Someone will turn a cold shoulder to you, and your feelings will be hurt. You'll get even by turning a tepid elbow to them, later. Just don't let it escalate to the blazing ankles stage, is all.
Nothing unusual today. Unless you count that episode with the iguana...
Today you will lose all self-control. You'll find it again tomorrow, though -- it just rolled under the couch.
Job interview today, eh? Good show! Eat a bunch of oreos just before, and smile a lot. They'll spend their time staring at your teeth, that way. (Not at your resume.)
On a pre-arranged signal, you and 3 cohorts will start talking complete gibberish today, leaving the 5th person in your meeting entirely baffled. Act as if he's behaving strangely, and look concerned.
Someone will try to give you an egg salad sandwich today. Refuse them. Be polite, yet firm.
Good day to invent an anti-gravity device. Or at least, to tell everyone that's what you're doing.
Everyone around you will develop a strange fascination with Vlad The Impaler. This could be bad news.
Aliens will land in Los Angeles today. Unfortunately, nobody will be able to tell.
Someone will ask you for your advice. Don't give it! Or if they insist, simply shake your head solemnly, and mutter "Much bad juju", and refuse to clarify. They only want a scapegoat.
You will be plagued by theological doubts today, and will flirt with the idea of changing your religion. Subconsciously, this is because you're envious of the really cool hats some of the people in other religions get to wear.
Do not snitch a jelly donut today, when nobody is looking. The chocolate frosted one is much better. |
