[RedBloodedAmerican]

Polly got eaten by a cracker.

Oh, the irony.

[DCPatriot]

He must have been shooting the 8-ball when the parrott started squawking and made him miss his shot.

[Zeroisanumber]

Bad luck to kill a parrot.

[Diddle E. Squat]

How is it cruelty if the bird's death was quick?

He never knew what bit him....(OK, maybe he did, but still)




("She's annoying, but I'm desparate." "No Bud for you, pretty boy.")

[Manic_Episode]

Tastes like chicken?

[SGCOS]

Hope it wasn't Einstein

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

"Coates said he was sorry and offered to replace the parrot"

Even if he fits in the cage at home, Coates is going to look pretty silly sitting on the guy's shoulder.

[Pompah]

Hey. That damn parrot shouldn't have made that snide remark
about the guy's lousy shot.
I hate it when a bird sits around kibitzing every shot you make.
Chomp,Chomp.

[KidGlock]

Ozzy meets Monty?

[Idisarthur]

LOL

[martin_fierro]

Polly got eaten by a cracker.

[richmwill]

Who the hell brings a parrot to a bar anyway? Sure, it's horrible what happened, but why do some people have to bring their pets with them everywhere? What's next, people bringing their dogs into restaurants with them?

[RichardW]

There are a lot of bird lovers who would like to bite his head off. Don't these birds live for a very long time? I believe they can live as long as 100 years.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Something doesn't add up here. I'd be interested to know what breed of bird it was. I'm interested because the head of what most people call 'parrots' wouldn't fit inside of the mouth of just about any human being.

When the buzz was about Ozzy biting off the head of a dove...that's plausible because the head of a dove is small. But a parrot? I think we need some additional info here.

[Flpoop]

"Cracker wants a Polly?"

[RightOnline]

I bet the parrot's last words were "Oh sh..........."

[TexasRepublic]

Parrot - the other white meat. Tastes like chicken.

[Dan from Michigan]

Squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak (Sorry...had to)

[jdm]

bttt