Polly got eaten by a cracker.
Oh, the irony.
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
Must be a pencil necked geek!
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Note: Never invite Ozzy to play pool. Bad things happen.
3 posted on
02/07/2005 10:44:42 AM PST by
cspackler
(There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Parrot must have scratched on cue.
5 posted on
02/07/2005 10:45:34 AM PST by
Cvengr
(<;^))
To: RedBloodedAmerican
If that was his animal, he should be allowed to do that.
To make this a felony is wrong.
To: RedBloodedAmerican; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; TheBigB; presidio9; socal_parrot
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Powder..Patch..Ball FIRE!
Polly got eaten by a cracker.
Oh, the irony.
LOLOLOLOLOLLOOLLLOOOOLL!! You owe me a keyboard!!!
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Boy, I hate when that happens.
10 posted on
02/07/2005 10:46:14 AM PST by
thoughtomator
(reporting from Cylon-occupied Caprica)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
He's lucky that parrot did not grab his tongue. My sister had an African grey and if your finger came within 12 inches of him, he would cleave it clean off.
11 posted on
02/07/2005 10:46:35 AM PST by
mlbford2
("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
To: RedBloodedAmerican
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
12 posted on
02/07/2005 10:46:39 AM PST by
G.Mason
(A war mongering, UN hating, military industrial complex loving, Al Qaeda incinerating American.)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Would it have been OK if he bit the parrot's head off during a game of cards? Or is it Pool that's the trouble in River City.
13 posted on
02/07/2005 10:46:56 AM PST by
Doctor Stochastic
(Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Okay, that was a bad thing to do, and the guy should be hammered in a civil suit.
But if yanking the head off a bird is a criminal offense, then I and every other dove and quail hunter should be in the slammer.
14 posted on
02/07/2005 10:46:58 AM PST by
Dog Gone
To: RedBloodedAmerican
He MUST have been drunk. Birdies are only good in golf.
16 posted on
02/07/2005 10:47:41 AM PST by
zygoat
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Never mess with a guy who has a parrot on his shoulder.
17 posted on
02/07/2005 10:47:54 AM PST by
stainlessbanner
(Don't mess with old guys wearing overhauls.)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
18 posted on
02/07/2005 10:48:16 AM PST by
Protagoras
(Putting government in charge of morality is like putting pedophiles in charge of children.)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Polly got eaten by a cracker.Headline of the day!
19 posted on
02/07/2005 10:48:35 AM PST by
Sender
(Team Infidel USA)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
21 posted on
02/07/2005 10:50:18 AM PST by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it.)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
I wonder what Jimmy Buffett fans have to say about this?
To: RedBloodedAmerican
23 posted on
02/07/2005 10:51:44 AM PST by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
"What is this pining for fjords?"
To: RedBloodedAmerican
I'm wondering what the parrot said - and how did it impact on the pool game. It is good to put these things in perspective.
Kidding aside, there should be a serious price paid for killing another's pet - even if you are an idiot drunk.
33 posted on
02/07/2005 10:56:15 AM PST by
Semper
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