Polly got eaten by a cracker.
Oh, the irony.
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
He must have been shooting the 8-ball when the parrott started squawking and made him miss his shot.
37 posted on
02/07/2005 10:58:08 AM PST by
DCPatriot
(I don't do politically correct very well either.)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Bad luck to kill a parrot.
To: RedBloodedAmerican
How is it cruelty if the bird's death was quick?
He never knew what bit him....(OK, maybe he did, but still)
("She's annoying, but I'm desparate." "No Bud for you, pretty boy.")
To: RedBloodedAmerican
To: RedBloodedAmerican
48 posted on
02/07/2005 11:08:51 AM PST by
SGCOS
To: RedBloodedAmerican
"Coates said he was sorry and offered to replace the parrot"
Even if he fits in the cage at home, Coates is going to look pretty silly sitting on the guy's shoulder.
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Hey. That damn parrot shouldn't have made that snide remark
about the guy's lousy shot.
I hate it when a bird sits around kibitzing every shot you make.
Chomp,Chomp.
54 posted on
02/07/2005 11:23:20 AM PST by
Pompah
(The price of greatness is responsibility)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
56 posted on
02/07/2005 11:48:52 AM PST by
KidGlock
(W-1)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Polly got eaten by a cracker.
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Who the hell brings a parrot to a bar anyway? Sure, it's horrible what happened, but why do some people have to bring their pets with them everywhere? What's next, people bringing their dogs into restaurants with them?
To: RedBloodedAmerican
There are a lot of bird lovers who would like to bite his head off. Don't these birds live for a very long time? I believe they can live as long as 100 years.
70 posted on
02/07/2005 1:36:15 PM PST by
RichardW
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Something doesn't add up here. I'd be interested to know what breed of bird it was. I'm interested because the head of what most people call 'parrots' wouldn't fit inside of the mouth of just about any human being.
When the buzz was about Ozzy biting off the head of a dove...that's plausible because the head of a dove is small. But a parrot? I think we need some additional info here.
71 posted on
02/07/2005 1:41:15 PM PST by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(The New England Patriots. 2005 World Football Champions. Again.)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
73 posted on
02/07/2005 2:09:20 PM PST by
Flpoop
(play it where it lies)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
I bet the parrot's last words were "Oh sh..........."
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Parrot - the other white meat. Tastes like chicken.
77 posted on
02/07/2005 2:57:21 PM PST by
TexasRepublic
(BALLISTIC CATHARSIS: perforating uncooperative objects with chunks of lead)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak (Sorry...had to)
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106 posted on
02/07/2005 8:14:33 PM PST by
jdm
(Stockhausen, Kagel, Xenakis -- world capitals or avant-garde composers?)
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