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Deputies: Man bites off parrot's head during billiards game
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Posted on 02/07/2005 10:43:28 AM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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Polly got eaten by a cracker.
Oh, the irony.
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Must be a pencil necked geek!
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Note: Never invite Ozzy to play pool. Bad things happen.
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posted on
02/07/2005 10:44:42 AM PST
by
cspackler
(There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
To: cspackler
'Eees not dead, 'ees just pinin' for the fjords.
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posted on
02/07/2005 10:45:15 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Parrot must have scratched on cue.
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posted on
02/07/2005 10:45:34 AM PST
by
Cvengr
(<;^))
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
If that was his animal, he should be allowed to do that.
To make this a felony is wrong.
To: RedBloodedAmerican; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; TheBigB; presidio9; socal_parrot
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Powder..Patch..Ball FIRE!
Polly got eaten by a cracker.
Oh, the irony.
LOLOLOLOLOLLOOLLLOOOOLL!! You owe me a keyboard!!!
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Boy, I hate when that happens.
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posted on
02/07/2005 10:46:14 AM PST
by
thoughtomator
(reporting from Cylon-occupied Caprica)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
He's lucky that parrot did not grab his tongue. My sister had an African grey and if your finger came within 12 inches of him, he would cleave it clean off.
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posted on
02/07/2005 10:46:35 AM PST
by
mlbford2
("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
To: RedBloodedAmerican
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
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posted on
02/07/2005 10:46:39 AM PST
by
G.Mason
(A war mongering, UN hating, military industrial complex loving, Al Qaeda incinerating American.)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Would it have been OK if he bit the parrot's head off during a game of cards? Or is it Pool that's the trouble in River City.
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posted on
02/07/2005 10:46:56 AM PST
by
Doctor Stochastic
(Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Okay, that was a bad thing to do, and the guy should be hammered in a civil suit.
But if yanking the head off a bird is a criminal offense, then I and every other dove and quail hunter should be in the slammer.
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posted on
02/07/2005 10:46:58 AM PST
by
Dog Gone
To: Tijeras_Slim
He's not dead! He's just sleeping!
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posted on
02/07/2005 10:47:16 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(RUMSFELD/ASHCROFT '08! Drive the lefties completely batsh!+!)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
He MUST have been drunk. Birdies are only good in golf.
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posted on
02/07/2005 10:47:41 AM PST
by
zygoat
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Never mess with a guy who has a parrot on his shoulder.
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posted on
02/07/2005 10:47:54 AM PST
by
stainlessbanner
(Don't mess with old guys wearing overhauls.)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
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posted on
02/07/2005 10:48:16 AM PST
by
Protagoras
(Putting government in charge of morality is like putting pedophiles in charge of children.)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Polly got eaten by a cracker.Headline of the day!
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posted on
02/07/2005 10:48:35 AM PST
by
Sender
(Team Infidel USA)
To: Dog Gone
He wasn't hunting parrots. He was playing pool and BIT the head OFF of someones pet parrot. I think there is a difference.
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