Yeah, that whole Crash of '87 and Internet Collapse of 2000/2001 was completely missed by today's generation...
< /mocking! >
Anyways, the crash coming is a whole order of magnitude beyond. Think exponentially.
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The Freeper betting window has Paul Ross ahead on technical points by a slight margin. But don't count out Southack who is known for being tenacious.
What? What? Paul Ross goes for the inserted inline graph! What a move! And Southack counters with what may be a personal attack. FR judges here are looking at it. Looking! Looking....! They say it's a legal comment! Within bounds! Oh my, this is getting good!
FR analysts now think the thread may go 125 or more posts!
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