Al-Qaida purportedly calls for holy war

Bakersfield Californian ^ | 2/2/05 | Nadia Abou El-Magd - AP

[ManHunter]

I realize that Bakersfield is a long way from the Middle East, but I wouldn't think it would take seven years for the news to get there. The so-called World Islamic Front issued its fatwah in February 1998:

http://www.fas.org/irp/world/para/docs/980223-fatwa.htm

[cake_crumb]

[ariamne]

What, another holy war? How many of these do they declare in a month?

[Publius6961]

Do people still read thesedaily bird droppings? Does anybody respond?

[missyme]

He Kinda looks like A Muslim Commander......

[Convert from ECUSA]

"Al-Qaida purportedly calls for holy war"
Sigh. Memo to Al-Quaida:

[ichabod1]

If our prisoners are not released, God Willing, we will chop his head. Thenkyouveddymuch. ByeBye.

[ichabod1]

They've banned Al-Jizz from the country for the next six months, I call that a good start.

[blam]

"Islamic militants, led by al-Qaida in Iraq terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, claimed responsibility for numerous suicide bombings and attacks against polling stations Sunday."

I heard Rush say that eight suicide-bombers' died during the Iraqi election cycle. Seven were from Saudia Arabia and only one was an Iraqi.

[HHFi]

A line I sent out yesterday on our radio comedy service:

"An al-Queda spokesman said they refuse to recognize the legitimacy of the election and will continue to wage holy war against the winners. Man, you know al-Qaeda is on the ropes when they're starting to sound just like the Democrats!"

[xJones]

I know, I'm tired of it too, so let's just in the Powerpuff Girls and get it over with.

[sheik yerbouty]

whicjh jihad is this? i'm starting to lose track of them.

[dhs12345]

They have got to be a little concerned.

Iraqi's voting and liking it? Next, women will be demanding equal rights.

The Islamic leadership's rule is being threatened and they don't like it. They want to keep the people dumb, starving, and powerless.

Guess who is the primary reason for the acceleration of this process? -- you Osama. By attacking the U.S. you provoked us into a war on terror. Instead of sitting back and allowing these threats to continue, because of your actions, we took proactive action against a terrorist supporting country, Iraq.

Maybe you, Osama, underestimated the United States. Maybe you expected us to cower in a corner after 911 like we did when we left Somalia. We have a different leadership now and the support of people in the U.S.

[bert]

Think final crusade..... savor the concept of finality.

Dwell on the black glassine clumps with occassional glints of fused gold threads. Visualize a Kaabaless world. Consider the Koranic requirement to perform the Haj and the grief of pre-Hajjis with no place to go. Hell will be their depository because they failed to go before the final crusade destruction.

[Convert from ECUSA]

:) LOL!

[petercooper]

[sully777]

Gi Joe disarmed of his own toy M-16 which is turned on him in the name of Allah, then Joe is forced to have sex with Barbie while Ken watches with Barbie's panties on his head, then the horrific witness to Action Jackson's beheading.

It's been a very bad week at Al Quackers. Guess it gets boring playing dolly with Abu, Habib, and Ahmed as they hide out in Saddams spider hole.

[highlander_UW]

ROFL

[Richard Kimball]

Al Queda calls for holy war. In other news, Pope denounces violence, and a serious security flaw was found in Microsoft Windows Explorer.

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