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Posted on 02/02/2005 8:21:00 AM PST by Kate of Spice Island
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To: Kate of Spice Island
This must be a hoax.
The REAL Elmo is right here playing Gin Rummy with me, and smoking his bubblegum cigar.
"Hi everybody!"
See? Proof.
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posted on
02/03/2005 11:42:14 AM PST
by
PoorMuttly
("Better faithful than famous." - Theodore Roosevelt)
To: Kate of Spice Island
The PETT have been so upset! Have you seen the Press Releases? "People for the Ethical Treatment of Toys" demands the senseless kidnapping of helpless toys. We demand this practice stop or we will gather Buzz Lightyear and Woody to get the Army Soldiers ready for Battle!"
This is series.
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posted on
02/03/2005 11:43:53 AM PST
by
GOPCajunLady
(Hey Libs! Delta is ready when you are!)
To: Kate of Spice Island
Good. Let me know when they behead the little b@stard.
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posted on
02/03/2005 11:46:04 AM PST
by
Antoninus
(In hoc sign, vinces †)
To: Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army
Dear lord, I am coming to realize that there isn't a toy or muppet safe on the planet. Oh the HORROR! What next!? Beanie Babies!?!?I wonder how those Beanie Babies are doing since they were sent to the tsunami victims?
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posted on
02/03/2005 11:46:22 AM PST
by
HenryLeeII
(Democrats have helped kill more Americans than the Soviets and Nazis combined!)
To: OXENinFLA
You obviously are not too busy.
Get a JOB!
LOL and ROFL
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posted on
02/03/2005 12:04:05 PM PST
by
It's me
To: Kate of Spice Island
Sorry, but this is one captive I don't mind them beheading.
The only Sesame Street muppet more annoying than Elmo is Grover. Damn it Grover, stop clowning around and serve that poor guy his soup already!
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posted on
02/03/2005 12:07:17 PM PST
by
RockAgainsttheLeft04
(Chaos is great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling. -- from Heathers (1989))
To: HenryLeeII; Sam's Army
That b!tch never did give me her password so I could take over her profile. I'm going to have to find another board so that I can be "Beanie Mom".
Owl_Eagle
”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores
To: Antoninus
It has already happened.
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posted on
02/03/2005 12:11:20 PM PST
by
Kate of Spice Island
(This tagline has been brought to you by Mr. Bungholio and his twirling f a r t knockers.)
To: Kate of Spice Island
Dear Terrorists, 'er Insurgents,
Please release our beloved Elmo. We will give you all of the Teletubbies for Elmo.
Love,
Your commie friends at PBS
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posted on
02/03/2005 12:35:06 PM PST
by
Polyxene
(For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
To: HenryLeeII
Well, hasn't anyone been considerate enough to ask Beanie Mom?
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posted on
02/03/2005 2:34:02 PM PST
by
Sam's Army
(No witty taglines currently come to mind)
To: Darth Reagan
'Here's another cool bit of photoshop work.'...
this one? I like it
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posted on
02/03/2005 4:48:49 PM PST
by
bitt
(Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence)
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