The South Texas Snowstorm of 2004 as seen from outer space:
Posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST by TexasCowboy
"This is NOT true. So many of us served in the Army in Europe we grew fond of Heineken."
You are right. I know that I personally put two of the Heineken children through medical school plus I helped pay that ransom. I used to love that "Mean Green" beer.
I don't even know how you list topics!
Heck, I'm Texan, and I'm a redneck!
The South Texas Snowstorm of 2004 as seen from outer space:
I've got a theory that somewhere there's a guy about seventy years old that looks like he's thirteen, and he goes to every junior high school in the country telling jokes just like this.
It wasn't quite that impressive when I flew over that area a couple of days later on December on December 26, but it was still quite a sight to behold.
from an email
Black Boxes in Pickups
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>The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
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>They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were "Oh, SH*T!"
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>Only the states of South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, Florida and Mississippi were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were, "Hold my beer .... watch this!"
just be glad it wasn't his wife with the shaved # on her back!!!!
you might be a redneck if..........your daydreams of winning the lottery includes buying a new doublewide (for yourself)!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't go malignin' rednecks. ;-)
I thought it was a little girl!
Either way, he/she has got a good lookin' redneck momma!
I'd kinda be malignin' myself, now, wouldn't I?
Well, I've seen good folks go all bonky before... you never know! ;-)
To anyone who doubts that Homo erectus genes aren't still in the gene pool, I submit photo #12 as evidence that they are.
I remember being on a commuter bus one time and seeing this one dude who had masses of dark black hair emanating from his dress shirt cuffs.
No there is no distinction between the two. You are confusing Redneck with good ol' boy. GWB is a good ol' boy not a redneck. Good ol' boys are smart self confident individuals who don't need to put on airs and enjoy the simple things in life. That's why Bush drives the libs crazy. He is not the dumba$$ redneck they think he is.
I am guilty of having to bungee-cord trunks, hoods, and doors closed. :)
Where were you standing when you took that pic??
#254. Wow. Everything really IS big in Texas!
The only reason I woldn't want one of those is because if i need that much fire power, I want some shielding.
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