Posted on 01/21/2005 6:08:44 AM PST by TheBigB
Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...
So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.
Me. :)
Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.
Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227
Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"
Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.
So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:
Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So... 
Enjoy! :)
Let's consider this an early start to the OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Apologies to those mutiple pingees, but I wanted to make sure no one was left out! Enjoy! :-)
I can understand why they were offended by the pictures of the women on your page. The site of an attractive woman is probably very confusing, after years of being around those smelly, unshaven pigs they refer to as women.
Yep, the ULTIMATE cheeserock band. They're my favorites and I have no shame in that fact. :^)
If you packed four or five of those women into an Oldsmobile, drove it into the ocean, and put on a cervical collar, those idiots would elect you to the Senate!
i especially liked the new paragraph of welcome you added at the top : )
I can even understand .38 Special--somehow(?)--but Journey...well, I had a couple of their albums back in the day. Of course, I was ten. ;O)
That Vida Guerra has the best @ss on the planet!
Oops, I'll hafta fix that one tonight...
Autographs are $5. Personalized ones, $10. I hafta keep up appearances. ;-)
Of course they don't.
The women are birkenstock militant lesbian FemiNazis, and the men are leg-warmer-wearing slight-scent-of-lavender pillow-biting tumblebunnies.
What's for them to like?
If you want to piss them off even more, you should crop out the names of the models on your page and claim that they're pics of freeper women...
Personally, I wouldn't be a bit offended if you said Mandy Moore was me.
Pats will win by double-digits. Sorry.
Anyone whose tagline quotes from the band AFTER THE FIRE has no room to judge. :^)
If you give me a personalized autographed photo, I won't kill you*.
* I'm a compulsive liar. I will too kill you.
Yawn. Last year.
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