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Yay! I'm famous! (BigB's ULTIMATE vanity!)
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Posted on 01/21/2005 6:08:44 AM PST by TheBigB

Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...

So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.

Me. :)

Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227

Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"

Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.

So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:

Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...

Enjoy! :)


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To: Miss Behave
Hey, Deb was a cutie! :^) I think that video of "Only in my Dreams" with her on the beach accelerated puberty for me!

341 posted on 01/21/2005 9:47:05 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: monday

Did you see Arrmeggedon? Remember Me is the title track, made by Journey. Steve Perry is gone, but the New Steve sounds remarkebly like the old Steve....


342 posted on 01/21/2005 9:47:32 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
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To: TheBigB
I haven't killed in days.

I feel all out-of-sorts when I haven't killed in days.

343 posted on 01/21/2005 9:47:47 AM PST by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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To: monday
Isn't Whitesnake the band with the girl doing the splits on the car?

Yep, Tawny Kitaen. Former wife of lead singer David Coverdale.

344 posted on 01/21/2005 9:48:06 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: Zavien Doombringer

Or the many stupid Lionel Ritchie videos.


345 posted on 01/21/2005 9:48:52 AM PST by retrokitten
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To: Zavien Doombringer

"Shaka Khan...Shaka Khan"

"Salt-n-Pepper here"

followed by

"Sweet Home Alabama...oh Sweet Home"

Consequently a favorite phrase of my Dad was "Turn that CRAP down".


346 posted on 01/21/2005 9:48:57 AM PST by Betis70 (I'm only Left Wing when I play hockey)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
I am a Petra Fan. Very good rock!

I actually liked them better with Greg X Volz - more of a Southern Rock feel - but John Schlitt is an excellent singer. I remember when I first moved to Houston and heard Petra's "We Exault Thee". I knew I knew that voice but couldn't place it.

That song and "Prayer" still hold special places in my heart.

But nothing like "Chameleon"

Shalom.

347 posted on 01/21/2005 9:49:26 AM PST by ArGee (After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
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To: Lazamataz; BJClinton; Zavien Doombringer
Laz, meet BJClinton. He doesn't know who .38 Special and Journey are.

No questions will be asked.

348 posted on 01/21/2005 9:49:44 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
How about the AC/DC and Fog Hat tour?

************

I saw AC/DC in concert in Worcester, MA. They were great.

But Tedy Bruschi is awesome.


349 posted on 01/21/2005 9:50:35 AM PST by trisham
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To: pitbully

ping


350 posted on 01/21/2005 9:50:48 AM PST by granite (sarcasm)
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To: TheBigB
Actually, Deb is still cute...REALLY cute. A guy (which I obviously am NOT) might even say she's...haaaaaahhhhhhhhhtttt. Am I right, guys?

Is she haaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhttt? (You have to hold the "aaaaaaahhhhh" a LONG time--as long as your breathing allows. :-)

351 posted on 01/21/2005 9:51:06 AM PST by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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To: TheBigB

No one has mentioned Van Halen yet.


352 posted on 01/21/2005 9:51:43 AM PST by retrokitten
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To: Petronski
Kinda like that quote from "Cruel Intentions":

"She said she wanted to ... how do you say it? ... Pound the hammer on his fanny."

Shalom.

353 posted on 01/21/2005 9:52:35 AM PST by ArGee (After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
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To: ArGee
Prayer was a good one!

You have to hear "Love"...

I liked the Praise 2 CD, excellent remakes! of favorite hymns...of course with a rockish beat to it :)

354 posted on 01/21/2005 9:52:49 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
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To: retrokitten

late 80's version, Van Hagar...


355 posted on 01/21/2005 9:53:21 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
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To: Miss Behave
Deborah is haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttttttt.

356 posted on 01/21/2005 9:53:58 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: granite
Thank you for the opportunity to tell these disgusting excuses for humans what I think.

Ever since I read posts like that below, I am convinced you are all followers of Bin Laden and want nothing but chaos and anarchy for this blessed country. You are truly the enemy of the United States of America, as all my Democrat associates and fellow elected officials believe. After looking at you all yesterday protesting, we now know you are trying to hijack the dems, but they just threw you out.

YOU ARE FREAKS, DISGUSTING AND SHAMEFUL - NEVER CALL YOURSELVES DEMOCRATS AGAIN!!!


357 posted on 01/21/2005 9:54:13 AM PST by granite (DU FU Fan)
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To: Zavien Doombringer; retrokitten; Miss Behave; Betis70
I saw Winger in concert.

Yes, you read that correctly. Winger.

358 posted on 01/21/2005 9:56:21 AM PST by TheBigB (Life is good. It'd be better if Jaime Pressly was here naked with a pizza. But it's still damn good.)
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To: retrokitten; TheBigB

Yeah what the hey? No Van Halen, what is up with that? I could never get tickets to their concerts, but had their albums up to Van Hagar, then sort of lost interest.

"Eruption" might make a good addition to TheBigB homepage. LOL


359 posted on 01/21/2005 9:57:03 AM PST by Betis70 (I'm only Left Wing when I play hockey)
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To: TheBigB

Excuse me while I get off the floor....Winger *snicker*....


360 posted on 01/21/2005 9:57:20 AM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
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