Posted on 01/21/2005 6:08:44 AM PST by TheBigB
Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...
So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.
Me. :)
Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.
Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227
Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"
Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.
So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:
Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So... 
Enjoy! :)
Not that I just tried it, or anything...
I love greatness in defense, and I got a lot of respect for Bruschi.
But I was dying to use that line, such as it was. ;O)
We have our own defensive phenom: Troy Polamalu. If you see that hair coming, run.
I googled up the lyrics. But yeah, I can sing along.
Ducking and running...
ELP was okay, I prefered their predecessor, ELO.
I like all those guys, even Floyd.
7 7/8.
7 7/8. I have to have room for this huge brain!
Styx?
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Is he of Samoan heritage? Yes. He's very good.
Congratulations, I guess, but I'm a sore loser.
I can't possibly improve on Laz's observation, re: #31. :)
Nothing wrong with your page, other than it makes those of us who are not so well endowed feel inferior! I should sue you. Your insensitivity caused me emotional pain. Where's the ACLU phone number...
Randle El is good but he has to hold onto the ball.
Was that MARK Madden's column?
Yeh, Belichick is great but he still hasn't found Amelia Earhardt. I'll tell you one thing, if the Pats beat the Steelers on Sunday, we're never going to stop hearing about Belichick's incredible genius. So, let's put an end to that talk on Sunday around 6:30 p.m.
YOI!
ROFL!
They are from the Hall of Douchebags - really bad band photos.
Cute.
But he's wearing clothes! Hmph! ;-)
That'd be my guess.
Just when I learned to pronounce, Fua'matu Ma'afala, they traded him. Polamalu is a little easier, especiallly after a couple of beers.
Pretty hard to forget how to pronounce Bruschi, I'd guess...
Styx and Journey! Yikes, why not REO Speedwagon and Air Supply to really girlyman it up? 8-)
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