[Don't knock if you haven't tried it. I challenge you to fashion a hat of aluminum foil and sit quietly as you take notes on what you are feeling. You may be surprised.....]
I've already done it. To see it for yourself go here.
http://www.johnf-ingkerry.com/
Funny link. Thanks!
Is that really you?!? How many years in acting/modeling school did you spend? Best damn link I've seen this year! .....all 12 days of it.
You must be the long-lost illegitimate (could there be any other kind?) son of Professor Peter Schickele!