You mean ON TOP of the grass I'm sure. That's where nature boys are found so those of us so inclined can frolic with them! At least he isn't all greased up and frying in the sun!!
Did you say "Nature Boy"??????
You sometime have to draw that guy a picture. He can be a little slow sometimes. He doesn't realize that women generally like no grease or oil on our man/men. Don't want them slipping out of the embrace! We want something we can hold onto! You know what I mean?