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To: t-1000
Stone him to death. Just like the old days. Bullets are too expensive.

Have you priced rocks lately?

43 posted on 01/03/2005 10:59:56 AM PST by P-Marlowe
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To: P-Marlowe
Have you priced rocks lately?

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Stones, sir?
MANDY: Naah. They've got a lot there, lying around on the ground.
HARRY THE HAGGLER: Oh, not like these, sir. Look at this. Feel the quality of that. That's craftsmanship, sir.
MANDY: Hmmm. Aah, all right. We'll have, uh, two with points and... a big flat one.
BRIAN: Could I have a flat one, Mum?
MANDY: Shh!
BRIAN: Sorry. Dad.
MANDY: Ehh, all right. Two points, ah, two flats, and a packet of gravel.
HARRY THE HAGGLER: Packet of gravel. Should be a good one this afternoon.
MANDY: Yeah?
HARRY THE HAGGLER: Local boy.
MANDY: Oh, good.
HARRY THE HAGGLER: Enjoy yourselves.

166 posted on 01/04/2005 11:42:14 AM PST by lowbridge
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