Posted on 01/03/2005 10:48:04 AM PST by OXENinFLA
I say death by stoning.
"I say death by stoning."
He looks stupid to me. You can sqweeze the stupid ones...like toothpaste. Hopefully by tomorrow, fatso and at least two terror cells will have been vaporized.
A suspected insurgent asks residents for mercy after they caught him planting explosives under civilian vehicles...
QUIT LYING Reuters!!!
They are damned TERRORISTS.
in·sur·gentadj.
1. Rising in revolt against established authority, especially a government.
2. Rebelling against the leadership of a political party.n. One who is insurgent.
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
Murdering civillians is NOT a revolt against government or a political party. Screw the media and their pro-terrorist sympathies.
The Michael Moore Brigade
When he's caught red handed, there IS no "suspected" BS.
It's like when they say the "suspected gunman in the Pantera Dimebag Darrell shooting was shot and killed". No suspect about it with all those witnesses. If there is, I hope that the officer shot the RIGHT guy.
Robert Reid "the shoe bomber" is not "suspected" of attempting to blow up a plane. If the passengers had respected his rights to due process, they would not have been permitted to tackle him and subdue him (on what authority could they stop him if he is only suspected of a crime?).
HARRY THE HAGGLER: Stones, sir?
MANDY: Naah. They've got a lot there, lying around on the ground.
HARRY THE HAGGLER: Oh, not like these, sir. Look at this. Feel the quality of that. That's craftsmanship, sir.
MANDY: Hmmm. Aah, all right. We'll have, uh, two with points and... a big flat one.
BRIAN: Could I have a flat one, Mum?
MANDY: Shh!
BRIAN: Sorry. Dad.
MANDY: Ehh, all right. Two points, ah, two flats, and a packet of gravel.
HARRY THE HAGGLER: Packet of gravel. Should be a good one this afternoon.
MANDY: Yeah?
HARRY THE HAGGLER: Local boy.
MANDY: Oh, good.
HARRY THE HAGGLER: Enjoy yourselves.
OFFICIAL: You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer,...
CROWD: Ooooh!
OFFICIAL: ...you are to be stoned to death.
CROWD: Ahh!
MATTHIAS: Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'
CROWD: Oooooh!
OFFICIAL: Blasphemy! He's said it again!
CROWD: Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...
OFFICIAL: Did you hear him?!
CROWD: Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...
WOMAN #1: Really!
[silence]
OFFICIAL: Are there any women here today?
CROWD: No. No. No. No...
OFFICIAL: Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--
[CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS]
MATTHIAS: Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!
OFFICIAL: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
CROWD: She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.
CULPRIT WOMAN: Sorry. I thought we'd started.
OFFICIAL: Go to the back.
CULPRIT WOMAN: Oh, dear.
OFFICIAL: Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?
MATTHIAS: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
CROWD: Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
OFFICIAL: You're only making it worse for yourself!
MATTHIAS: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
CROWD: Oooooh!...
OFFICIAL: I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more-- [MRS. A. stones OFFICIAL]
Right. Who threw that?
MATTHIAS: [laughing]
[silence]
OFFICIAL: Come on. Who threw that?
CROWD: She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
OFFICIAL: Was it you?
MRS. A.: Yes.
OFFICIAL: Right!
MRS. A.: Well, you did say 'Jehovah'.
CROWD: Ah! Ooooh!...
[CROWD stones MRS. A.]
OFFICIAL: Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.
CROWD: Ooooooh!...
[CROWD stones OFFICIAL]
WOMAN #1: Good shot!
[clap clap clap]
That guy should go to the Terrorist Salad Bar sometimes...
Put a pair of panties on his head and let someone "do the Lyndie". The Arab world will be outraged!
He doesn't look like he fasted during Ramadan.
More like he ate the breakfast buffet AT Ramada.
The left is good at crying crocodile tears.
"I was just changing a flat tire...what are you guys doing to me?"
Works for me. Squeeze him for info and then DBS ! :^)
hahaha! :^D
Murdering civillians is NOT a revolt against government or a political party. Screw the media and their pro-terrorist sympathies.
I believe you interpret Islam the same way Muhammed intended it to be.
"I believe you interpret Islam the same way Muhammad intended it to be."
The biography of the 'prophet' published in 1913, written by Edward Canon Sell, a Fellow of the University of Madras, complete with ancient arabic and Greek sources in the footnotes, told me all I needed to know about islam.
Sell wrote a number of books on the subject. All are available for download pdf on Acrobat Reader. THE LIFE OF MUHAMMAD is a must-read. Link on My Page.
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