To: TERMINATTOR
"What if someone attacks you with a pointed stick?"
5 posted on
01/01/2005 1:50:51 PM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
To: ClearCase_guy
"Proportinal Force" - your stick can't be any sharper than their's is, and you can't stick it any further into their heart, than did into yours.
9 posted on
01/01/2005 1:56:40 PM PST by
TERMINATTOR
("I believe in background checks at gun shows or anywhere" - GWB)
To: ClearCase_guy
Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit...
10 posted on
01/01/2005 1:56:54 PM PST by
Bacon Man
(Everyone thinks it's funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!)
To: ClearCase_guy
"What if someone attacks you with a pointed stick?""Pointed sticks? Ho, ho, ho. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!"
11 posted on
01/01/2005 1:59:10 PM PST by
PMCarey
To: ClearCase_guy
"What if someone attacks you with a pointed stick?"
Whaddaya stoopid' or sumpin'? Ya ban sticks...no you ban tree's...no wait you ban sharpening sticks, oh shit they already banned the knives and.........oh damn it's so hard to be a lefty lunatic. Life is soooo confusing!
19 posted on
01/01/2005 2:09:17 PM PST by
JoeV1
(The Democrats-The unlawful and corrupt leading the uneducated and blind)
To: ClearCase_guy
What if someone attacks you with a pointed stick? Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!
24 posted on
01/01/2005 2:14:32 PM PST by
Lazamataz
("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
To: ClearCase_guy
"What if someone attacks you with a pointed stick?"
You are allowed (currently) to protect yourself with a pencil.
To: ClearCase_guy
"What if someone attacks you with a pointed stick?"
Easy. They'll ban those and then we would be totally safe. /sarcasm>
35 posted on
01/01/2005 2:57:28 PM PST by
Nowhere Man
(We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?)
To: ClearCase_guy
"What if someone attacks you with a pointed stick?"Just pull the lever and the 16-ton weight will fall on top of him.
Mark
52 posted on
01/01/2005 3:50:58 PM PST by
MarkL
(That which does not kill me, has made the last mistake it will ever make!)
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