Try feigning laringytis and deafness. Of course that wont help you to avoid the periodic guffaw in response to a ponderous observation from the lib. To be honestcyborg, I think you may have pooped in your nest. I see no way out short of staying in the head. Sorry. Hope you have an otherwise Merry Christmas.
You caught me mid-swallow on that one. As the saying goes, you owe me a keyboard!