no you and apes came from a common ancestor...we all come from fish ( and earlier creatures to be fair)...want to get a surprise ? run your tongue high up your cheek ( on the inside idiot!! *hehehe*) in the direction of your cheekbone...feel the little flaps ar notches ? thise are your vestigial gills....
sorry but now you know we are from slime (-;
Nah, that's just where I bit my cheek at dinner last night!