[SunnyUsa]

My mother, for example, could set IwoJima and Neets straight on just how "religious" I am regardless what strides I've made in that direction since first my longsuffering mother begged me to clean up my language on the forum and act like a lady.

Is English your second language?

Who taught you to write? Do they own up to it?

Do people in real life run away when you start yacking? lol

[Askel5]

(1) I don't talk nearly as much in real life.

(2) I type faster than most folks think.

(3) I've worked in law offices too long.

It's a lethal combination no doubt and I'm sorry about the unintelligible posts.

I've been considering reading women's magazines in an effort to appeal to the masses.