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Hi tommy!
tomkow was in bed with his wife last night. tomkow was asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
His wife nudged tomkow, and said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily tomkow reached across the bed, held his wife's hand for a second, and then rolled over and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later his wife said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, tomkow rolled back over, reached across the bed, and gave his wife a peck on the cheek. tomkow then settled back down to go to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, tomkow threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" his wife asked.
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"To get my teeth!"