[GeekDejure]

ANOTHER Islamonoob! Somebody slam down the manhole cover!
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To the contrary... I will scout the neighborhoods which surround
Islamofascist mosques, specifically looking for manhole covers.
Whenever I locate a manhole I make special note of same in my
"Devious Destruction" notebook, and then go home to prepare
for the next day's strike !!!

The following morning I will arise at 4:00 AM, then ingest 6 1/2
pounds of warm baked beans and 1 bottle of beer. Then I return
to the manhole cover location !!!

At 6:00 AM, when that sickening arabic screeeeeching begins to
emanate from the mosque minaret, I remove the cover from the
manhole, then squat down over the open hole and gleefully blast
f@rt after f@rt into the open sewer hole !!!

Within mere seconds, the screeeeeching suddenly stops, as the
screecher is forcefully blown from the top of the mosque tower.
A few seconds later the entire tower collapses via 9/11 revenge
action in cadence with the huge BOOM that resounds from area
where the minaret once stood !!!

Satisfied with the successful morning attack, I drive home and
have another beer... proud to be an Infidel... and prouder still to
be a successful "SEWERSIDE BOOMER" !!!

Hey... don't knock it... at least it's a stinky start, eh? !!! ;-))

[processing please hold]

You sick, twisted, demented person....hey, sounds like a good plan to me. I'll volunteer my hubby and my two sons in the endeavor, heavens knows they have plenty of gas to help the plan along.

[broadsword]

LOL! Excellent procedure!

[MeekOneGOP]

hahahaaaaaa!

Mosque manhole cover ping!

[USF]

LOL.... sure, it's a start... Coudda used your help when I was living overseas as a dhimmi expat and had to endure that howling several times a day.