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To: All; sarah_f; BayouCoyote; Stopislamnow; Wolfhound777; weenie; MissAmericanPie; expatguy; ...

ANOTHER Islamonoob! Somebody slam down the manhole cover!


216 posted on 12/17/2004 6:57:31 PM PST by broadsword (When Islam creeps into a human society, oppression, misogyny and terror come hard on its heels.)
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To: broadsword

ANOTHER Islamonoob! Somebody slam down the manhole cover!
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To the contrary... I will scout the neighborhoods which surround
Islamofascist mosques, specifically looking for manhole covers.
Whenever I locate a manhole I make special note of same in my
"Devious Destruction" notebook, and then go home to prepare
for the next day's strike !!!

The following morning I will arise at 4:00 AM, then ingest 6 1/2
pounds of warm baked beans and 1 bottle of beer. Then I return
to the manhole cover location !!!

At 6:00 AM, when that sickening arabic screeeeeching begins to
emanate from the mosque minaret, I remove the cover from the
manhole, then squat down over the open hole and gleefully blast
f@rt after f@rt into the open sewer hole !!!

Within mere seconds, the screeeeeching suddenly stops, as the
screecher is forcefully blown from the top of the mosque tower.
A few seconds later the entire tower collapses via 9/11 revenge
action in cadence with the huge BOOM that resounds from area
where the minaret once stood !!!

Satisfied with the successful morning attack, I drive home and
have another beer... proud to be an Infidel... and prouder still to
be a successful "SEWERSIDE BOOMER" !!!

Hey... don't knock it... at least it's a stinky start, eh? !!! ;-))


285 posted on 12/17/2004 10:01:27 PM PST by GeekDejure ( LOL = Liberals Obey Lucifer !!!)
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