Geeze Louise, 42 words!
You, on the other hand, would be well advised to try to mimic Ernie's succinct writing style. Still you are entitled to your opinion.
. The man more or less perfected the short story form, wrote four undisputed classics of American literature (The Sun Also Rises, For Whom the Bell Tolls, A Farewell to Arms, and The Old Man and the Sea), and won the Nobel Prize for literature.
Ernie was 10 years old when O Henry died babe. If Jack Nicholson is such a great actor, why does he play the same character in every movie? And Nobel prizes don't carry a lot of weight around here. What else do you got?
I've got a yawn for this senseless argument. You must be very bored today.