Can't you just imagine those custody battles with the adopted children? Who gets the kids and the child support and the house to raise them in?
Really. When it is a man and a woman, the man usually gets screwed, so the choice is obvious there. It's usually a roadhouse divorce (that's what my wife gave me). She got the house, I got the road.
Anyway, it is going to be fun for the judge to determine which one is the "man"!
The lawyers come out ahead on this deal. I bet there are another dozen 700 series BMWs sold in Mass...strictly because of the gay divorce business.